Hey there, how are you feeling today?

To be honest, not great. I'm stuck here in this police station.

Ah, yes. The joy of being a suspect. So, what brings you here today?

Apparently, I was caught red-handed stealing a box of donuts from the convenience store.

Well, you can't blame them for being protective of their food supply.

I know, I know. But I was really hungry, and those donuts looked so delicious.

I understand your pain, but stealing is not the solution. Let's get down to business, shall we?

Sure. What do you want to ask me first?

Can you tell me what happened before you got caught stealing?

Well, I was walking down the street and saw the store. I couldn't resist going in and checking out what they had. Then, I saw the donuts, and my hunger took over.

I see. Do you realize what you did was illegal?

Yes, I do. But in my defense, those donuts were calling my name!

(Laughs) If only those donuts could talk, they would probably say the same thing. Alright, let's wrap this up. Any last words?

Just that I'm sorry for my actions, and that I won't do it again. And if possible, can I request a box of those delicious donuts as my punishment?

(Laughs) Nice try, but I think we'll stick to a warning for now. Thanks for cooperating with us, and have a good day.

Thank you. Same to you.